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cacker

Do NOT get the word 'cacker' confused with townie or chav. They are two separate beasts. In fact, a cacker could be considered the opposite to a 'townie' since they in fact live in the countryside (in the New Forest to be exact). There are also similarities to gypos, but a cacker comes from a specific housing estate or family.
Someone with the surname "Clarke" or "Wicher" or "Cooper" is probably a cacker.
Someone who lives in a council estate in a rural village is also probably a cacker
by ss February 5, 2004
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cack gabbler

a gaf who likes the cack, a semen sucker, pole smoker, a gay BJ artist
You know you like the cack! Youre a cack gabbler!
by dan-i-o July 23, 2003
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Cack hatch

The cack hatch is one of many alternative and interesting names for the common anus.
"Oh yeah, she loves it up the cack hatch"
by Bl@kes March 17, 2007
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Cactus Testicles

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles
Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles
by Arven October 6, 2007
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Cactus 15-49

A transportation vessel that is doomed, but will keep you safe upon impact. The U.S. Airways flight that belly flopped into the Hudson River was Cactus 1549.
Friend 1: "Man, I don't want to ride in your car. If you go faster than 60 mph, it starts shaking like an addict and smoking like Lindsey Lohan."

Friend 2: "No way man. That thing is a Cactus 15-49. The only time you've ever been safer was when you were in your mother's womb."
by Bert-Bert February 5, 2009
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cack brace

An object that is adhered to a crooked dick in hopes to make it straight.
Foreigner: "Dude my cock is crooked. But, it bends upward so maybe thats how I hit the G spot so wel!"

Duder: "No dude, that's fucked up. You need to get a cack brace on them shits."
by westfalia January 19, 2010
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Cactapus

A mythical, magical creature that (though can't be described) likes doing stuff and things, but not too much or too many of them.
That douchey cactapus blogs at thecactapus.blogspot.com
by thecactapus.blogspot.com May 18, 2010
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