Butt Mayo

When you bust in her butt and pull it out just in time to dick knife some of that hot mayo in her crack sandwich.

Tim: "Yo John, why's your girl walkin' so weird?"

John: "Glued her together with some of that butt mayo."

by Tummystickers May 30, 2019

chair butt

The flat butt one develops after sitting at a desk 40 hours a week.

I'm getting a flabby chair butt from sitting at my office desk 9-5 everyday and not getting up all day long. Time for some exercise and a stand up desk.

by G_W_G September 11, 2013

wiggle butt

rescue code for pit bull mix

this black lab mix is such a wiggle butt!

by EasternKanye November 29, 2021

Butt Spider

a hair-filled piece of ass lint

Who put this fucking butt spider on my pillow!?

by Tango Golf July 7, 2008

farty butt

A butt that is flatulent and does not cease for any rightful reason.

My mother has a farty butt and I cant stand it!!

by Thon November 25, 2007

butt funk

A strong odour coming from one's behind.

Trevor just let out a huge butt funk

by Bob Sachet May 1, 2006

Fire Butt

When you take a poop and it kinda burns your butthole.

Dang guy that crap gave me fire butt.

by fatpat April 8, 2006