Monkey Gut

“The name for your stomach after you eat a huge meal that causes your gut to bulge out and stager around like a monkey.”

“Aaaaah, I got monkey gut so bad I’m afraid Jane Goodal gonna try to study me.”

by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

Clitter Monkey

a degrading yet hilarious term for an ignorant black chick

That Sheronda was just yellin at me for no reason, shes such a fuckin clitter monkey

by Taydev January 4, 2009

Meditating Monkey

A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.

All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey

by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

Skyrim Monkey

Another name for someone who eats their own shit

Man: I met someone last night named Brenan, he was cool until I found out hes a Skyrim Monkey

by BrenanSuxCox April 11, 2020

Butter the Monkey

Actions that result in a woman being ready for penetration.

I whispered something in her ear. By the way she wiggled, shifting her weight, I knew that I had just helped her butter the monkey.

by cherrypicker, uk June 6, 2009

Pot monkey

someone that lingers around people, that smoke them out for free. when their person that smokes runs out of weed they look for another person to smoke with them for free but never has their own green or money

this guy left because we smoked all our bud then the guy leaves and says something like, "ima bout to go smoke out"(he leaves) (people in room say) that fucking pot monkey smoked all are weed and won't share

by zippo420 August 6, 2011

monkey child

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

by kidmuto June 27, 2008