burnt trumpet

A derivative of a rusty trombone without the pesky slide.

1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;

2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.

Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.

by FMBC25 December 23, 2024

burnt urine

Disgusting.

Burnt urine tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 May 25, 2023

Burnt kabob

When you are having anal sex with your woman and they take a solid shit while you are fucking them.

My woman loves to give me a burnt kabob on Sunday's.

by Punkorlust November 01, 2018

Burnt chip

The word burnt chip is slang for mixed to black person.

Dude I like the look of that burnt chip.

by Lolpop9009 January 05, 2019

Burnt Niece 007

A joe mama or a idiotic headless asylum.

WHY ARE YOU BEING SO Burnt Niece 007 OMG (Means the word is being burnt)

by DJ Joshua_ June 02, 2022

Burnt Reynolds

Referring to someone strung out, nodded out from smoking 'blues' on foil (Reynolds aluminum foil)

She smoked so many pills she lookin' Burnt Reynolds

by Savage.breed October 02, 2022

Burnt Reynolds

A funny name for a nasty dude who has slept with so many skeezers, hoochies, and skig-skags that he's burned or "burnt" with STD's for the rest of his life.

Person #1 : Man, I heard that he banged that nasty chick from down the way!

Person #2 : That's nasty! She probably burned the hair off his head!

Person #1 : He should just change his name to Burnt Reynolds.

by phuckyes June 07, 2014