burnt trumpet

A derivative of a rusty trombone without the pesky slide.

1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;

2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.

Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.

by FMBC25 December 23, 2024

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burnt urine

Disgusting.

Burnt urine tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 May 25, 2023

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Burnt kabob

When you are having anal sex with your woman and they take a solid shit while you are fucking them.

My woman loves to give me a burnt kabob on Sunday's.

by Punkorlust November 01, 2018

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Burnt chip

The word burnt chip is slang for mixed to black person.

Dude I like the look of that burnt chip.

by Lolpop9009 January 05, 2019

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I just burnt my self

I was doing my hair and I burnt myself

“ OMG BAE I JUST BURNT MY SELF “ and if your bf don’t call you or text you then they are cheating on you or talking someone else and to prove they not doing nothing like cheating they gotta hurry up and text ft or call you literally!.

by 🫥me she March 26, 2022

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