Burn Return

When someone burns you, but you get them back with an even better burn!

Bob (parking a car): Hey Doug,I can't quite get this to fit in here, it's a bit too tight.
Doug: that's what your mom said! Burn!
Bob: no, that's what your grandma said! Burn Return!

by Chris NoPants October 18, 2006

Burning Widow

A hybrid Weed strand, consisting of white widow (the strongest strand of marjiuana) and orange kush. This occurs when the two plants are grown next to each other, which produces this great hybrid. The orange kush does however decrease the strength of the white widow leaving this strand with a 7/10. The strength of headies and the price of mids.

I just bought this reggie but it is looking like 'Burning Widow.'

by Kryo Tronic December 12, 2010

Burning Monkey

Burning Monkey is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) that occurs when a monkey nuts in your mouth and your tongue begins to burn and swell up because of a disease a monkey may be carrying.

Last night I slept with my mouth open and woke up with Burning Monkey

by BigBIRD15 December 3, 2018

Web-Burn

The state of disorientation and fuzzy-headedness that comes from staring at the internet for too long.

It was slow as hell at work today, and I got a case of web-burn right after lunch when I read all of this week's Onion online.

by GullibleZine September 8, 2007

puss burn

friction caused when giving a female a front wedgie while wearing a g-string

sharron suffered from puss burn this morning

by Daniel Booker August 13, 2004

Mrs. Burns

My horrible, lazy science teacher.

Me: Man when will Mrs. Burns grade our fucking assignments?
Jessica: I don’t know she’s so fucking lazy.

by Pusylicker92 February 6, 2019

carpet burn

What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie

I ate Donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!

by Hugh G Rection January 3, 2006