Blow Ready

When you groom your penis to make it presentable for a blowjob.

James: Are you hoping to get lucky tonight?

Rob: Sure, but gotta make myself blow ready first!

by Dali103071 May 3, 2013

Blow Up The Phone

1 - The act of sending repeated text messages and phone calls to a friend.
2- A popular phone prank service used to get revenge on your friends.

How can i get back at my friend?

Easy, just blow up the phone, dude!

by adlc84 October 25, 2018

Blowco on Smoko

When you receive a blowjob on norcos while on a smoke break at work.

Babe please give a blowco on smoko, I only have 5 minutes left but you know I only need 2!

by MeowShwitz January 22, 2019

Blow Up the Can

To wreak havoc on a toilet (preferably someone else’s) by taking a monster shit, often of the explosive diarrhea variety, with extreme force. Past tense: Blew up the Can.

Jay: “Every time I go over to Ethan’s house, I blow up the can after dinner. I don’t think his parents are ever gonna let me come back again.”

Larry: “Susan let me stay over last night and this morning I totally blew up the can. Now she won’t return my calls.”

by Mr Mucho Macho October 25, 2020

Blow Mode

When your raging hard and need to get some sloppy top.

I was walking around in blow mode all afternoon.

by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020

BlowBoB

Basically just giving SpongeBob a blowjob

Mr.krabs: “SPONGEBOY-ME BOB, I WANT TO GIVE YOU A BLOWBOB, ILL GIVE YOU 50 CENTS FOR IT”

by Ena1010101 February 6, 2022

mutiny below

when a guy unwantingly gets an erection.

"omg, did you see that! he totally had a mutiny below! he needs to keep it in his pants..."

by Jess :] August 5, 2008