butt ass cold

The coldest of cold. Colder than butt ass freezing.When you walk outside and you want to cry from the wind and cold temperatures.

Do I have to walk the dog? It's butt ass cold out there.

by Zildjian01 June 21, 2006

Butt Spider

a hair-filled piece of ass lint

Who put this fucking butt spider on my pillow!?

by Tango Golf July 7, 2008

farty butt

A butt that is flatulent and does not cease for any rightful reason.

My mother has a farty butt and I cant stand it!!

by Thon November 25, 2007

butt funk

A strong odour coming from one's behind.

Trevor just let out a huge butt funk

by Bob Sachet May 1, 2006

Panning for Butt Nuggets

A euphamistic expression that makes the chore of cleaning the cat litter seem more enjoyable

There's feline gold buried in these parts. I reckon you could strike it rich panning for butt nuggets.

by Tumbleweed April 10, 2004

Fire Butt

When you take a poop and it kinda burns your butthole.

Dang guy that crap gave me fire butt.

by fatpat April 8, 2006

Butt Elves

The reason I came up with myself to explain to my children how corn, although fully chewed, still comes back out whole during a bowel movement.

Based off of the story of the poor cobbler and his wife who could not afford to make shoes to sell so that they could buy food (but were rescued by elves in the night who made the shoes for them to sell), Butt Elves work the same way, living inside your butt and stitching the corn back together. This explains the strange phenomena that most parents just can't explain to their youngsters.

"Daddy - why does my corn come back out whole in my poop when I chewed it up?"

"Well, sweetie, the butt elves must have been working overtime again!"

by HumpAChicken May 13, 2005