Bruce

Bruce is a goose. Bruce has a brother Gary. They are both Geese. I love my Geese!!! They are the best!! Honk honk!!

I love my pet goose Bruce

by ancdefghijklmnop December 30, 2024

Bruce it up

A close trim using clippers ala Bruce Willis

My hair is a little bit nappy, gonna go Bruce it up

by Bauxb July 3, 2021

rip off bruce lee

its when mixed Asains who have american names act tough to impress a girl or their homies but they look like a dollar store version of bruce lee

my friend started cursing me out in chinese and american so I had to expose his rip off bruce lee lookin ass

by 我会踢你的屁股 February 2, 2020

Bruced

When you get ditched by a friend and then they accuse you of it being your fault

Jane got Bruced when they went tot the Yankee game and he abandoned her in NYC with no way home. When she called him he said it was her fault that she didn’t meet him at the right place and that he was upset.

by Chicksonstickz August 30, 2024

Uncle Bruce

That one uncle that tells offensive, dark, or just racist jokes to his brother's or sister's kids, usually jokes he doesn't tell his own kids.

Dad: "Where did you hear that from?"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"

by TheDeadYeti November 26, 2023

Brucing It

Upon either arriving extremely late or leaving extremely early from work commitments (And in most cases both). And then having a wealth of excuses for this behaviour.

I have to go to school assembly for my daughter. So I’m “Brucing It”.

by Foxies1 February 20, 2023

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025