Monkey Bread

when you nut in a black person's hair and u cut the hair off and eat it

cameron: im gonna make some monkey bread my neighbor, care to assist?
nicholas: nononononononoonoonoonon please
*nuts and cuts*
cameron: mmm yes monkey bread

by cameornlma November 9, 2019

Eliza's Bread

the combination of Birthday and Graduation celebrations. Two girls once discussed how to combine the words and in true brain cell style they came up with bread... not a great combination but somehow works.

This is not to be confused with a gorgeous rosemary and garlic focaccia.

"Are you going to Eliza's Bread?"
"yeah its time to go back to school and get fucked up"

by braincell.01 September 8, 2022

Peter bread

A bread invented and popularized by the 16th century explorer Peter Brandon. The bread has gained popularity in middle eastern cuisine and is used to sweep up dips such as hummus, it's also used to cradle falafel balls traditionally with an assortment of salads and and other goodies of middle eastern origin.

I love peter bread!

by Bubblach January 12, 2021

bread arson

A concept created by an anonymous genius. It is executed as follows:

1. Gather all of the bread from your nearby grocery store in loafs.

2: line the streets with the bread you have acquired, it will no longer be sustenance.

3: To acquire a lighter and set each bread piece ablaze and watch as it demolishes the city in which it lines.

4: After all of the bread is burnt to a crisp and every living thing is demolished, then the birds will feed off of the charred remains of what was once loafs and they will pick at your bones

If my mom doesn't buy me a PS5 then I'm going to commit bread arson.

by BraidMyAssHairDaddy November 22, 2020

the breaded donger

When you use a cheesetick as a condom while f*cking a girl/guy.

Bro 1: "Dude I saw you out with Amanda, did ya smash?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I did bro. I even got her to agree to The Breaded Donger!"
Bro 1: "No way man, how was it. "
Bro 2: "It felt amazeballs man."

by BigDick 12 March 21, 2017

plain bread

Liked by people called (robin) usually following the consumption of many drugs.

Oh look there’s a robin again eating plain bread without butter.

by the spud nut August 28, 2018

spread of bread

When you spread your legs apart and then you quickly slam them back together to create a leg sandwich hence spread of bread

“She did the spread of bread last night”

by Created by: Dickle#2&3 October 14, 2017