Brandons are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Usually know for their really massive dicks (🍆) they are exteremly caring and sweet as well as fun. Brandons appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to them know deep down they're sweethearts
Friend 1: All the girls are always going after him, why?
Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon
Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?
All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts
Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon
Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?
All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts
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Get the Brandon mug.Drew : Have you been around brandon lately.
Hunter: Yah he seems pretty fuckin dumb.
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Brandon: HAHA -- What?
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Brandon: HAHA -- What?
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