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Brandon

Brandon is da big gei
by Brando da Pedo May 21, 2019
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Brandon

Has a stupid laugh weird as hell but can be nice he’s alright but always annoying and bad at sports
Hey I know Brandon

Who is he
Some twat with a weird laugh
by Julius Kindle June 2, 2020
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Brandon

A person whom is a pussy and is a Mexican.
I told Brandon that he was a pussy, and he accepted it, he is also a Mexican.
by Skiru September 23, 2016
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Brandon

Brandon acts like he’s a jerk at first but when you get to know him he is the most amazing guy ever he is caring and sweet and if u are lucky enough to date him you better not let him go because people like him are hard to find he has an attitude sometimes but he will make sure to turn right around and apologize if he upset you he is very sporty and loves baseball and basketball he’s an awesome friend and all in all a pretty cool guy when you tell him he is amazing he dosnt believe you he is always picking out his flaws but his flaws are what makes Brandon Brandon
Girl1:Did you see Brandon today
Girl2:yeah his crush is so lucky

Girl1:yeah she really is
by @Hannah_love cats12131415 April 23, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon: Baby I love you I'll see you tomorrow...
Few hours later. Yeah I fucked another woman. Sorry
by Starstream February 3, 2019
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Brandon

A kid who is totally whipped by a girl he’s not even dating that he insists on ditching his friends at any opportunity. A Brandon is someone who will pretend to be for the boys but go to his girlfriends lap at any opportunity he gets. A Brandon is a degree above a Nick who relies on a long distance relationship.
Person 1: “I invited Brandon over yesterday but he had to take Amy’s dog on a walk... WTF”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”
by GG4U May 21, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is the worst kind of friend you could possibly meet. He is always going out of his way to make your life miserable
Brandon can die.
by Whdhdjjdajdjjc May 26, 2018
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