rogue boner

a penile erection that is unrelenting and occurs at an inappropriate time.

He knew he would be teased for the rogue boner he got while showering in the locker room.

by khungus December 6, 2013

Leg Boner

A leg boner occurs either in the dead of the night or at random times during the day where either you are sleeping or just sitting criss cross In the floor where the back of your thigh catches a cramp thus having to spring your leg up into the air to stretch it out.

“Ahhhhhh fu.... LEG BONER!!”

by D'Rack2Times November 12, 2017

bologna boner

When an uncircumcised penis becomes erect and the foreskin doesnt retract leaving the tip of the penis covered in what looks like meat or in this case Bologna.

Tina: So did you see his cock get hard?
Liz: Yes, but it was more of a bologna boner.
Tina: Ew.

by xxxpageagain August 19, 2013

stoner boner

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty

"come over babe i've got stoner boner

by CoolCamryn44 May 27, 2019

Boner Wizard

A Boner wizard is a wizard of boners. Using their boner powers they can instantly create the ultimate boner to not only themselves but anyone they wish. Completely useless on women but fine on hermaphrodites, of course.

"You're a Boner Wizard, Harry."
"A what?"
"A Boner Wizard."

by Vincen Darkstar December 29, 2014

hammer boner

A hammerhead shark, only not a shark.

My pants are the beneficiary of an impressive hammer boner.

by The Product Lexicon December 18, 2008

Boner Buzzard

Boner Buzzard, Noun, meaning a prostitute, hooker, basically anyone who does dirty things for money.

Tom: Hey John I bought myself a hooker last night!

John: Really? You've been hangin' out with boner buzzards?

Tom: Yeah, life has been tough lately.

by Dr. McMac April 20, 2021