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rogue boner

a penile erection that is unrelenting and occurs at an inappropriate time.
He knew he would be teased for the rogue boner he got while showering in the locker room.
by khungus December 6, 2013
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Boner Buzzard

Boner Buzzard, Noun, meaning a prostitute, hooker, basically anyone who does dirty things for money.
Tom: Hey John I bought myself a hooker last night!

John: Really? You've been hangin' out with boner buzzards?

Tom: Yeah, life has been tough lately.
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hammer boner

My pants are the beneficiary of an impressive hammer boner.
by The Product Lexicon December 18, 2008
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Writer's Boner

n.
A certain state of being for a writer where he/she suddenly has an incredible urge and inspiration to write and write and write some more, most of the time, not even knowing where his/her ideas are coming from.

n.
contrary to a Writer's Block.

n.
also applicable to artists (artist's boner) where hundreds of images for things they'd like to draw suddenly appear in their minds. As a result, you can see a person with an artist's boner scribbling and doodling pages upon pages in their sketchbook/notebook/etc., as if in a trance.
Guy1: I woke up this morning with the weirdest urge to write my ass off... :|

Guy2: it's called a writer's boner. it's writer's block--reversed. hah!

Guy1: that's like... so fucking ironic and true... but it's the perfect way to describe it! It's like everything fucking... makes sense!
by thecrazydragon March 13, 2011
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stoner boner

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty
"come over babe i've got stoner boner
by CoolCamryn44 May 27, 2019
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bologna boner

When an uncircumcised penis becomes erect and the foreskin doesnt retract leaving the tip of the penis covered in what looks like meat or in this case Bologna.
Tina: So did you see his cock get hard?
Liz: Yes, but it was more of a bologna boner.
Tina: Ew.
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Boner Wizard

A Boner wizard is a wizard of boners. Using their boner powers they can instantly create the ultimate boner to not only themselves but anyone they wish. Completely useless on women but fine on hermaphrodites, of course.
"You're a Boner Wizard, Harry."
"A what?"
"A Boner Wizard."
by Vincen Darkstar December 29, 2014
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