magnum beaver

Noun: the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

OMG, your mom is the biggest magnum beaver!

by Aldon September 8, 2006

Beaver Bread

The end of a baguette which is extremely crusty, therefore hard. Called "Beaver Bread" due to the process of consuming it which is knawing like a beaver with the front teeth.

"This bread is heaps crusty, idk if i can eat it"
"Bro course you can, its "Beaver Bread".
"Whaaat?"
"Look it up sherlock"

by beavers4lifey July 8, 2011

Beavertailing

Commonly performed by beginners while standing in a lift line. Beavertailing is the act of stomping one's snowboard on the ground, while standing still, so that the tail of the board slaps down hard on the snow and makes a loud banging sound. There is no known reasoning or gain in the act of beavertailing other then to attract attention and hurt the lifty's ears.

Lifty 1: Man, my ears hurt. So many noobs were beavertailing today.
Lifty 2: I know what you mean. Any clue why they do it?
Lifty 1: No man, no clue. Maybe it's a way the noobs communicate to show dominance over each other?
Lifty 2: Sounds about right. If not, it sure lets us know who's still new at this.

by IRIdESIdEWAyS December 31, 2011

Crusty Beaver

Similar to the male term smegma which smells like feta cheese. The excess crud that grows in and around the female genatalia over time when its not washed often.

While i was munching on some feta cheese the smell instantly reminded me of Alexa's crusty beaver.

by Clarence Jackson October 6, 2009

Jim Beaver

Amazing actor who plays 'Bobby Singer' on the hit CW show Supernatural'. A highly intellegent and well learned man with immense talent in his chosen field.

I wanna be like Jim Beaver... IF I ever grow up!

by Silver Cougar June 18, 2011

The Anti-Beaver

The Anti-Beaver is a tall male who has black hair and wears glasses, they are also known to play ukulele. They have a tendency to repel females and there vaginas.

Curtis, You are the Anti-Beaver.

by Sophie Dolan November 2, 2012

Down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver

When you have a boner and then you see a hot girl and you go soft.

GUY1:Oh shit!
GUY2:HA HA! You know what they say, down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver.

by rawr17 January 21, 2010