Beavis and Butthead

A show which stopped at a good point, still in its glory days before it got stupid.

Beavis and Butthead are classic and will never die.

by poopsex June 24, 2003

Beaver Muncher

Someone who goes down on a women and preforms oral sex.

Dude, that girl is such a beaver muncher.

by JRD89 May 26, 2009

BEAVAH

Beaver, but better.
Can be used in very enthusiastic exclamation.

'Holy shit, look at that BEAVAH!'
'Oh shit, mothafucka is hairy as FUCK!'
'BEAVAHHHHHHHHHHHH'

by BEAVAH June 18, 2009

Beavan

1) a king among men, generally with a chiseled jaw line and an understated sexiness that never has been yet to go unnoticed. if you meet a "beavan" cherish him, never let him get away and make sure every day to tell him how special he is because... he deserves it.

awesome, a total beavan. i scored.

by benjimaphone July 20, 2011

Beavering

The act of cheerleaders behaving and/or dressing sexually provocatively to intentionally distract the opposing football team.

Did you see it when our cheerleaders moved behind the end zone, then started beavering the other team, and their quarterback fumbled?

by SBarnwell January 12, 2015

Uni-Beaver

The act of a female not trimming her vaginal area thus growing a trail of hair from her rear end to her vagina. Much as a Uni-Brow is to unkept eyebrows.

Man I was with this chic for the first time last night and wanted to show off my swirl skills but when i got down there she had the full Uni-Beaver going on.

by Master-Linguist March 13, 2009

the beaver of giving

The Beaver of giving is a humanoid, rock-eating monster that dwells in the mountains. Despite his hulking, grotesque appearance, The Beaver is relatively peaceful. He is usually considered, perhaps superficially, to be of low intelligence, although there is no particular indication of this in the scriptures; in fact, there is evidence to the contrary, such as his ability to industrialize ahead of all the other races, in the Alfred Hitchcock film,"Oh Shit! We are all out of embalming fluid."

The Beaver of Giving is freed when you use the hammer of lazy to ground pound the tits off of the rusty floor diamond switch. He then gives you the stupid silver key of brussels, and tells zach's dad to get the fuck out of the house for a half hour, in the most polite way possible.

by ellsworthtoohey August 23, 2011