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Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023
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Beaking

When someone has a long ass fucking nose they're fucking beaking
his nose is long asf he's beaking
by shamoy14 June 30, 2023
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Beating Another's meat

Alder: I beat Claire's meat and it felt good!

Claire: I also did the same to you, we should do this again. Another time?

Alder: OH HELL YEAH!

An Example of a sentence about beating another's meat.
by PencilBuzz August 30, 2023
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I don't have a problem with my behavior. I don't have a problem with the elements of my life that a therapist would have me change. I have a problem with both being harassed at work and not being duely compensated for my property and labor.
Hym "And I'm NOT, NOT PAYING MYSELF AM I? I'M NOT WATCHING ME TAKE A DIARRHEA SHIT AM I EMMA FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT? AM I HARASSING MYSELF AT WORK? DID I TELL NOAH KROLL (THE RETARD AT THE GROUP HOME IN WHICH I WORKED) WHAT WROTE HERE OR WAS MY PRIVACY BEING INVADED AS PART OF A SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS? IS MY WORK BEING MONETIZED BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME? THESE ARE MY 'PROBLEMS' AND IF YOU ARE HERE YOU ARE EITHER PARTICIPATING ACTIVELY OR COMPLICIT IN THE COVER UP AND IF I CAN'T GET TO YOU, AN INNOCENT WILL BE PUNISHED IN YOUR STEAD. I'M AM NOT BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE FOR MY PROBLEMS. I'M BLAMING THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THING THEY ARE DOING TO ME. IT ISN'T LITTLE SUSIE-AT-GAMESTOP-WHO-WANTS-TO-BUY-A-TOY-FOR-DAN'S FAULT YOU'RE DOING THIS AND THE FED WHO FOLLOWED ME TO THE STORE WAS A STEP BEHIND AND ALWAYS WILL BE A STEP BEHIND BUT SHE WILL BE THE ONE WHO PAYS THE PRICE!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
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Blaming women

It's your fault. Take my little baby dick, bitch.
Hym "It isn't 'blaming women.' Why would I or any incel have any sympathy for you for any reason?"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
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Beaning

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.
Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"
by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023
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beating down my block

It’s like saying “ someone was all down your back” or being all in your business or can mean someone came off at you wrong.

Beating down my block ( Block as in your own lane or street) similar but different when folks say “stay in your lane
Boy: somebody blowing your phone up.

Girl: don’t be beating down my block! (don’t be all in my business)

Supervisor: They getting behind because you can’t seem to keep up quick, Omg watch out!

Me: You ain’t gotta beat down my block like that. ( you ain’t have to come off at me like that)
by Kierra Kierra October 25, 2023
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