Alex Bacon Syndrome

This disease preys upon young, beautiful, intelligent, and funny women with a lot of charisma and energy. It seeks to sap all of the time and energy out of the infected individual. It accomplishes this by brainwashing the mind into believing it must be doing something at all times and never allowing the body to receive adequate rest. While brainwashed, the individual will not effectively have time to hang out with anyone else.

John: My hot friend never has time to hang out with me....
Frank: Don't worry man, you are awesome, she probably just has Alex Bacon Syndrome.

by Jawnsmith September 4, 2013

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Burnt Bacon

When the struggle bus is so real its like you burnt the bacon

When your day is just some burnt bacon

by DandandAn February 15, 2015

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Blooming Knicker Bacon

The wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top accentuated by a heavy menstrual period.

Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face.

by Gapingredgroovie January 4, 2009

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Jr. Bacon

An individual in police training, or one who aspires to become a cop. Also can be used to describe people who are total downers and want to sabatoge fun and illegal activities.

Eric is a total Jr. Bacon and called the cops on our party.

by Sparklegirl May 8, 2008

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bacon and eggs

Tourettes Guy's favorite breakfast, aside from Total.

Shirlena: Danny, what do ya want for breakfast?
Tourettes Guy: Bacon and eggs dear!
Shirlena: What?
Tourettes Guy: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!

by LakeCharlesGuy March 30, 2009

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