Bachelor's flooring

When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.

Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there

by Tokaiya June 19, 2023

Baching It

To temporarily live the life of a bachelor while one's significant other is away.

Dan is baching it until Mary gets back from Florida.

by MostlyHarmlessLibrarian June 21, 2023

Bachinga

when someone you know feels sad and you wanna comfort them.

Jason: my momma threw a tv on me☹️

Don: Bachinga🤙🏾

Jason: thanks man.

by smallboyballs June 25, 2023

Bachtekadia

To say hello in a discord server

"Bachtekadia guys"

by Endeen July 5, 2023

Bach

a phrase used to describe a Hibachi restaurant, popularized by Wichita, Kansas YouTuber D’Aydrian Harding.

Nah bro I come here all the time, these niggas know I’m the king of the bach!

by Staqx July 7, 2023

Bach42

when you have intercourse with 42 midgets then kill them

I just bach42 and buried them in my backyard

by sandkoist August 31, 2023

bachelor

a male bird or mammal without a mate, especially one prevented from breeding by a dominant male.

The young male elk was a bachelor, unable to challenge the dominant bull for mating rights.

by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024