bum delusions

1. the false belief that one has a nice bum

2. a belief which often causes one to flaunt their botton, when it in fact ought to be modestly covered

Sarah's sudden appearance at work in a pair of tights caught her co-workers off-guard, who were surprised that such a sensible woman had bum delusions.

bum delusions by modesta March 30, 2011

bum gun 

a more appropriate word for a bidet.

the bum gun provides a little pleasure while cleaning your bottom.

get that bum gun out of my face!

bum gun by Big Lemon August 9, 2012

bum tickets 

toilet paper

Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!

bum tickets by NevaMO February 2, 2016

bum ass negro 

A negro that has nothing going on for self or looking for a woman to take care of his grown adult ass.

You are nothing but a bum ass negro always looking for a handout.

bum ass negro by msallat March 26, 2016

bum sniper 

When you perfectly aim your penis to go straight into her anal cavity. Can take many years to master.

'Hey Tina, I had a great time with Derek, he's a real bum sniper'

bum sniper by aljdbeidsidb April 18, 2016

bum bucket 

an affectionate name you would call someone when you're annoyed but not genuinely angry with them; a nicer version of asshole

You watched Lost without me? You bum bucket!

bum bucket by Devanelle September 25, 2016

Bum Pepsi 

The worst kind of liquid diahorrea

I wouldn't go in there if I were you, Sean's just been in there and got Bum Pepsi all over the back wall

Karen has been ill for weeks bless her, I didn't have the heart to tell her she's got bum Pepsi all up the back of her dress

I was doing Mikes washing the other day and his Y-Fronts were completely covered in Bum Pepsi

That's the last time I felch Norris again, I ended up with Bum Pepsi running down my chin

Bum Pepsi by Aaronldn June 17, 2016