strawberry alarmclock

When your girl has her period and wakes you up by sitting on your face.

I can still taste the blood from my strawberry alarmclock this morning.

by crazytraindriver March 21, 2016

alaric

creep

Look! Here comes alaric the creep!

by laughing.hysterically March 21, 2010

Alfaro

the last name of a dumb ass mexican who has no hoes and tries to get with people sexy gf like jeniffer but in all is my nigga

yo alfaro get over here

by BrogoBroke October 14, 2019

Ahtari

Letters "A" should be written with scandinavian alphabeth "Ä".
Finlands LeafNation headquarters. Best place to be in Finland.

Ähtäri. Finlands LeafNation headquarters. Best place to be in Finland.

by JP May 9, 2004

diego albarno

A refugee who likes to sniff his mum's knickers whiles bathing with his dad.

Danny:Hey
Ollie p:Let's go do a Diego Albarno
Danny:With a cucumber
Ollie p: Of course

by kieran & Luke April 12, 2004

Cock Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend is a late sleeper so you have sex with her whenever you wake up so she is up for the rest of the day. the sex alarm clock

Shawn's girlfriend is a late sleeper so when he woke up at ten and used his cock alarm clock on his girlfriend to wake her up for the day.

by sexyclock October 30, 2011

alarmer

An alarmer is someone who has an alarm that has gone off accidentally. Like a car-alarm or a house alarm. An alarmer who hasn't switched off their alarm is the worst kind. This is when the alarm just stays on continuously and you have to go somewhere else before it drives you crazy.

Wonder when that alarm will stop going-off like that!! oh, looks like it will be soon, I think that's the alarmer coming over.

by Professor of new English July 1, 2005