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A beautiful sexy person. Many underestimate him and the effect he can have on peoples lives. Makes people laugh and smile alot and brightens up peoples lives. Not much you can saw about him as he is just so awesome. A real hit with the ladies
by 123qwe.AS December 10, 2010
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Alan is already in a relationship so you ladies can keep dreaming of finding a man as wonderful as Alan.
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