Albert

He is the most GAY person in the universe. He likes guys and allways will

Girl:”Albert, will u go out with me?”
Albert:”No, I’m into guys”
Girl:”ok! I just didn’t have a bf so I asked you.”

by YUDoT February 23, 2019

Albar

random discord person, they just exist. There's absolutely nothing special about them.
Although the body count surreal 😈

Albar is annoying don't fuck with an Albar.

by Alasura September 2, 2021

Albatross

A large 'seagull like' bird, usually found in and around Areias Village Hotel, Albufeira, Portugal joining in on hen do's.

Likes eating left over chips and drinks from the pool.

Will answer to Alby or Albert and has just one friend in life - Antonia 'the albatross lover' Philip.

Commonly mistaken with a seagull - but he is clearly an Albatross - only a fool would think otherwise.

Oh look at that bird, ahhh its an albatross, no its a seagull - NO IT IS AN ALBATROSS - seriously - thats Alby - the Albatross!!

by dixeychick1981 May 3, 2010

Alberto Lopez

Adj, Often used to describe a person.

Person coul be any of these traits. Ignorant, Stupid, Athiest, Annoying, unliked by all, broke, teenage Virgin, wears femal apparel, has a pube chin, small dick, and a bitch nigga bitch.

You're such an Alberto Lopez man!

by imceni June 9, 2014

Alberta

her nickname is berta. you love her. she is a grouchy ugly potato. she loves AC/DC. hunting and she LOVES tacos! ;-; she has no feelings and hates people... -.- but you still love her. she has a dog. and you need to buy her a taco. that would be cool. and black is her happy colour .-.

alberta hates everyone. leave berta alone. you should give berta a taco. ;-;

by tacos ;-; July 31, 2016

Alberto

That nigga will fuck u up he a fukin thug don't mess wit dat nigga

Alberto my nigga that dude is a cold hearted crazy straight up thug ass mothafucka

by Emma209 March 10, 2019

Alberto

Some nigga that wants to “go back home”.
Likes to watch anime and jerk off to hentai. Really good at Minecraft. Sees the world in black & white. Very realistic and pessimistic. VERY MEAN AND YELLS AT HIS FRIENDS. Friends are useless like Sakura Haruno. Lowkey loves his friends and family he just stubborn. Kawaii in the streets but Senpai in the sheets.

Alberto will fuck on yo bitches

by BubbyChan April 21, 2021