alabama slammer

A sexual act consisting of shitting in a condom, then repetitively whaling on your lover with it.

Dude, last night i gave my bitch an Alabama slammer and the condom broke and it got everywhere.

by usds May 3, 2009

Alabama Gag Daggler

This act of sexual four play begins with the female lying on her back then flipping her legs back to grab a firm hold of her ankles. This will expose her anus and vagina to face straight up in the air. At this point the man approaches backwards to a hovering position over the female’s anus. He will then proceed to push down on his penis until it is facing straight down in a dangling position towards the female’s anus. After this, a up and down squatting pentatration motion begins until the point of climax. Just before the climax the male moves from the anus directly to the females mouth, whom is still firmly in position, and resumes the dangling motion until a massive pleasurable explosion of cum and feces spues forth, thus causing a gag reflex from the female. Discovered is the late 1800’s in the great state of Alabama, the Gag Daggler made its way into sexual history.

Last night I peformed the Alabama Gag Daggler on my sister Shirley.

by GorillaKillaChilla May 15, 2010

Alabama Family Tree

A family tree in which the parents continue to produce a daughter and a son, that get married to each other and also have a daughter and a son, this continues. The family tree ends up looking like two vertical straight lines next to each other.

He has such a diverse background, almost like the opposite of an Alabama family tree

by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017

Alabama Blue Lips

Slang for an extreamly black person, so black that there lips seem blue. Also implying that the majority of Blacks reside in Alabama.

Said to a dark man: Allright Mr. Alabama blue lips, calm down its just chicken

by The Real Sweetlou October 13, 2008

Alabama Raindrop

When you ejaculate in a womens left nostril and smack her in the back of the head until she coughs it up.

Man 1: Yo bro, my girl isn't enjoying sex anymore.
Man 2: Well what kind of method are you using?
Man 1: I tried the Cleveland Steamer, the Cincinnati Bowtie,
but nothing is fun for her.
Man 1: Try the Alabama Raindrop, she will never expect what is
coming.

by Da Boi Roy and J-Rose March 15, 2008

Alabama Bear Claw

The act of getting both hands stuck up your own ass leaving you incapable to do anything productive.

John: Why does it take Adobe so long to update flash to modern standards?

Steve: Because they've all been Alabama Bear Clawed.

by Dr. Flash Blows April 30, 2010

Alabama Erection

When you get an erection about a member of your family. The Alabama Erection originates from Alabama where it is commonplace for people to gain erections for family members. Sickos...

Mother: Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Son (in a sheepish manner): Its an Alabama erection.

**Pleased with her findings the two proceed to copulate**

by Dannance January 12, 2011