blowjobs after marriage

Do not exist.

Don't marry her, dude. There are no blowjobs after marriage.

by dhfhds June 7, 2011

month after pill

An abortion.

Bro 1: That slut I banged last month skipped her period.
Bro 2: That's not cool.
Bro 1: No worries, she took the month after pill. Problem solved.
Bro 2: Well played.

by Undeployed April 1, 2010

i before e except after c except when

I before e except after c except when your foreign neighbor Keith received eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.

I before e except after c except when... this is what they taught you in the third grade math instead of how to pay taxes or something.

by StarPrismGaming April 4, 2021

morning after

the time when you wake up, usually after a drunken night, that you realize the problem that was made last night. Random dude is passed out in your bed, drooling on your pillow.

texts;
girl one; omg! some naked guy in my bed!
girl two; I told you not to take him home! you were gone!
girl one; shit. this is an awesome morning after..

by taytar January 25, 2009

Blow After

1)A term used when asking to smoke a (joint/blunt/cigarette) after the person(s) currently smoking it.

2)A term used when asking for the remains (ends/ass) of something eg: (food/drink)

3)A term used when asking for usage of something after somebody is finished with it eg: (bike/doodle jump)

Stoner1: Blow after on d blunt?
Stoner2: Ye, sure man, pass left
Stoner3: Blow after then...
Stoner1: (COUGH COUGH COUGH) holy shit

by jappy jappy jappy January 9, 2011

Monday After

The Monday that you go to school after doing somthing embarrassing or stupid over the weekend.

Her head was hung down in shame the Monday after.

by bvcheerchick1 April 2, 2011

Fatties after Natties

The standard operating procedure on any given night of planned debauchery among male friends. "Natties" being a direct reference to Natural Light and "Fatties" can be correlated with the low caliber of potential female suitors one will undoubtedly pursue.

- Jon, "Yo what's the game plan for tonight?"
- Steve, "I'm thinking the usual, Fatties after Natties."
- Jon, "Word."

by Pebbies June 18, 2011