addictionary

A list of someone's addictions.

Last month Derek introduced me to Fruit Ninja and I feel like I've been playing it nonstop since. It's a solid entry in my addictionary at this point.

by warrenmt May 5, 2011

laxx addict

a person who is addicted or who depends on laxatives

"I never knew she was a laxx addict!"

by xx_xx August 28, 2006

marijuana addiction

Actually, Mr. Mutant, addiction to marijuana is a very real and very serious problem in the United States. Although the drug is not physically addictive, many many individuals become psychologically addicted to it. To outright deny that addiction to marijuana is possible would be downright laughable. Even the most vehement saynayers known deep down that there are plenty of people out there who are struggling with their addiction to pot. I do agree that cannabis is a great medicine, and not a narcotic, but that doesn't meant it's completely harmless.

Marijuana Addiction is in your mind.

by Lament For The Last Days February 11, 2007

Adderall

The reason every teenager, college kid, and meth head suddenly has ADHD.

College kid: Sweet, I took eighteen classes this semester and got an A+ in all of them! And now I can get completely plastered without getting tired! Thanks Adderall.

Teen girl: I take it too, and I've lost 15 pounds without even trying. It's amazing.

Ex-Meth addict: As soon as I got my five different prescriptions for it, I didn't even need meth anymore. Sayonara rehab!

Other person: Wow. Sounds awesome. What do you take it for?

College kid/teen girl/meth head: Uh... I've got ADDH. Er, ADHD. Yeah...

by TheWORDS January 21, 2008

marijuana addiction

1. when the use of marijuana cannot be controlled 2. when the use of marijuana begins to negatively affect the user's life against their wishes 3. when the obsession over using marijuana inhibits one's normal functioning

Person repeatedly says I'm going to quit smoking pot. They prove unable to do so, for whatever reason. Using marijuana impacts short-term memory which causes the person to begin making mistakes and forgetting things they don't mean to. Eventually, one of these mistakes ends up costing the person something more than what they wanted, no matter how big. The marijuana user becomes pre-occupied with wanting to use again and that time and mental energy takes away from normal life. All of these are examples of marijuana addiction.

by iamanaddict August 21, 2012

selfie-addict

Someone who is extremely obsessed and addicted to taking selfies. They're usually found taking selfies like every 5 minutes (or less) either with themselves or with their friends, brothers, and sisters. They also have a very decorated background so they can take the most awesome-looking selfies possible. The selfie-addict can post all their selfies on Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, or other social media in an attempt for their selfies to get a whole bunch of likes and comments even though they're just doing it to say "look at me!" every single time. These guys are annoying and if you spot one in public, you probably won't go pass them without them saying "Hey, wanna take a fantastic selfie with me? It'll look awesome on Snapchat!!".

Jason posted brand new selfies every single minute on his Instagram, I had to un-follow him because of that! He's such a real selfie-addict!

A guy at my school named Tyler came up to me and said "Hey dude, let's take a selfie together? Shall we?! I've already taken selfies with about 20 other guys, and you're next!!" <-- another selfie-addicted guy

by Steve820 April 29, 2014

April Addiction

One to be known as a myspace whore. Known to be an addiction to many. Sexy as fuck, and is talked about A LOT. Friends with just about everybody.
Daily activities:

1) Hangout.
2) Check myspace.
3) Party.
4) Check myspace.
5) Fuck.
6) Check myspace.

Kid#1: Dayum, I've got an addiction.
Kid#2: Is it the April Addiction?!
Kid#1: Yeah, how'd you know?
Kids#3 & 4: AHH YOU TOO?!

by TITSANDASSMCGEE January 15, 2010