Absolutely not

Means she 100% likes the man bun

Me: “I know you like the man bun.”
Her: “Absolutely not.”

by Idevenknowyet September 12, 2020

Absolutely Not

She 100% likes the man bun

Me: “ do you like the man bun”
Her: “absolutely not”

by Idevenknowyet September 12, 2020

Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.

"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"

by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 22, 2020

Absolut3

The perfectly imperfect guy, big PP, (gonna be famous soon). Go for it ;)

That guy is such an Absolut3

by GOGOMANBOI October 29, 2020

Absolotley

Absolutely a lot.

“Did you guys have sex last night?” ‘Absolotley!’

by tatiesfortators November 9, 2020

absolotley

Absolutely a lot

“Did you guys have sex last night?” “Absolotley!”

by tatiesfortators November 9, 2020

absolute monkey

A braindead or an absolute illiterate.

This kid is an absolute monkey.

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020