Abso

The exhibition of cool vibes in the face of adversity or accomplishments. Short for absolute. Similar to it's use in mathematics.

1. "How you doing bro, I know you lost your job?
"Abso. Imma make it."
2. TDE

Abso by thegreymile October 29, 2017

abstinence 

1. A form of STD/Pregnancy Prevention used by intelligent people. Not necessarily just for the church-ie/"fat" kind of people.
2. A fool-proof way to prevent being a slut.

1. I'm atheist, skinny, and have a boyfriend, but I practice abstinence because I'm smarter than getting pregnant when I'm 15.
2. OMG, can u lyk b leev tat Sara iz abstinent?

abstinence by akumu October 5, 2005

absolutable 

Term created in Comedy Central's Ugly American's meaning absolutely

Announcer: Can we do it?
Crowd: Absolutable!!

absolutable by MasterCDS January 23, 2011

josh abson 

A Fucking bellend who is always cocky and gets no girls ,a ugly troll who when people see the state of him they want to throw up ,a cunt who thinks he's It but he's really not ,a person who bullies other people yet gets other people to do his dirty work so he doesn't get in trouble,the bad egg in the group who smothers his Dickheadness all over his fake friends who are only there because he's popular,a kid who acts hard infront of people but at home he secretly gets a small boner over peppa pig....A josh abson

Peppa pig ''let's blow some bubbles!
Josh Abson 'ugh babyyy'

josh abson by Boydd January 31, 2017

The absolute MADLAD! 

Some sort of person who does something crazy

*Luigi spams blue shells*
Mario: You actually won the race?! The absolute MADLAD!

The absolute MADLAD! by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 May 23, 2019

self-absorbed

absorbed in your own interests or thoughts etc.

absorbed in your own interests or thoughts etc.

self-absorbed by materialist April 19, 2003

Absofrigginlutely 

Absolutely, with extreme or sarcastic emphasis.

"You wanna hang out tonight?"
"Absofrigginlutely."

Absofrigginlutely by aerosol October 15, 2003