newjeans apologize to lisa

you see someone use this phrase 9 times out of 10 they are a jobless loser. lacks common sense and/or a job (usually both). in rare cases theyll use the words "payola", or "fraudulent". cause no legitimate threat, just very...very annoying.

nonentity: NEWJEANS APOLOGIZE TO LISA

someone with common sense: here yall go...

logical person: didnt they do this last year?

by rvnn1e August 10, 2023

imminent global apocalypse

Used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it's presented as criminal. It trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed.

What imminent global apocalypse will happen if I fart in public? If I had 300 million dollars I'd pay someone $20 everytime I caught them farting in public.

Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?

No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

Apostolic

To be apostolic simply means To follow the beliefs of the apostles which in short is- One lord, One faith and one baptism. One God and the father of all. Repent and be baptized every one of you in the name of the lord Jesus Christ for the remession of sins and ye shall receive the gifts of the Holy Ghost.

You can t be Christian is your not Pentecostal and you can’t be Pentecostal if your not Apostolic.

I’m a one God apostolic tongue talking holy rolling born again heaven bound believer in the liberating power of Jesus name!

by Apocostal January 26, 2019

Andy Apocalypse

The crazy front man of the very popular and awesome punk band "Stormtrooper" from San Francisco California.

John Q: Holy shit! Did you see Andy Apocalypse bite the head off a chicken last night?

Joe P: Eh, it's been done.

by Jason Halo May 3, 2008

Apothasy

The act of giving up or rejecting previous beliefs, values, or possessions, to be replaced by pure and unrelenting apathy. see related word apostasy. Adjective- Apothasetic

The seemingly happy man committed Apothasy- He left his family and all he cared about, then took their money and rented out an apartment. He lived for the years following this event as a dying drug addict.

by Billae March 6, 2008

apostrophy

Noun. Plural "apostrophies". A prize-winning apostrophe error.

An apostrophe added to a plural word ("apostrophe's" is wrong), or missing from a possessive word ("Johns car" is wrong) or other similar error, in a public or other glaringly obvious place - such as a broadsheet newspaper headline, in financial terms & conditions, or a celebrity's tattoo.

Each of these, if published, could be classed as an apostrophy:

ARGIE'S INVADE FALKLANDS
It is the Companys responsibility to...
Your the one for me

by certificate18 December 22, 2009

Apocalypse

1) Something that brings the end of the world, however you believe it will come.

2) For those in the Supernatural Fandom, it's the part that we all miss about the show

1) Human 1: Dude! The apocalypse was supposed to happen years ago and I'm alive!
Human 2: No shit Sherlock that end of the world crap is bull.

2) FANGIRL 1: Ya know, I really miss the apocalypse. Everything was so simple back when Sam and Dean and Cas were trying to stop the end of the world
FANGIRL 2: I know right, and we had Lucifer. He was pretty chill. But they kinda forgot Adam soo........

by Acklesforlife November 13, 2014