by Croc77 March 8, 2022
Get the Alanmug. Alan: Hello 🤓Did you know newton measured the circumference of da vinci's ass to derive the equation to perfectly fuck him.
by bruni9597 June 22, 2025
Get the Alanmug. by Cheetahchase October 26, 2020
Get the Alan Janneymug. The hottest and sweetest guy ever, but he doesn’t know that cause he’s so shy. Usually has so many girls around him who wanna be with him, but he ends up not realizing it.
“who’s that hot guy on that has all those girls following him?”
“that’s alan! he has no clue why they’re following him”
“that’s alan! he has no clue why they’re following him”
by fatherless_sari_ November 23, 2021
Get the alanmug. he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people
by Your a Nigga February 17, 2021
Get the Jon-Alanmug. i don’t think im supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.
i miss you alan
by myth0ughts August 24, 2023
Get the alanmug. 