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Alan

Is cute with nice muscles and has a tendency to lick you. Also a dumbass
Wow it’s a alan in his natural habitat
by Croc77 March 8, 2022
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Alan

most normal guy ever. submissive. obsessed with tanish's ass. wants manya to destroy HIS ass.
Alan: Hello 🤓Did you know newton measured the circumference of da vinci's ass to derive the equation to perfectly fuck him.
by bruni9597 June 22, 2025
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Alan Janney

An author of many books such as: The Outlaw and Good Girl.
by Cheetahchase October 26, 2020
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alan

The hottest and sweetest guy ever, but he doesn’t know that cause he’s so shy. Usually has so many girls around him who wanna be with him, but he ends up not realizing it.
“who’s that hot guy on that has all those girls following him?”

“that’s alan! he has no clue why they’re following him”
by fatherless_sari_ November 23, 2021
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Alan

THE NICEST GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D
Dang Alan’s the nicest friend
by Duckisbi September 19, 2021
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Jon-Alan

he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people
ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan
by Your a Nigga February 17, 2021
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alan

i don’t think im supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.
i miss you alan
by myth0ughts August 24, 2023
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