African Delight

An encounter with an abnormally large penis.

Angry Suzy was in a better mood after receiving an African Delight from her stepson.

by josepoppa July 30, 2016

african oak

Compressed sawdust made into boards for low cost cabinets, desks and other furniture.

Don't buy that table from Walmart it is made of African oak.

by Elrozz March 30, 2017

african timer

A person who says they'll arrive at a certain time but end up arriving 3 hours later

You're such an african timer ... how do you come three hours late to your own party ?

by mimiwaka June 2, 2017

african jungle

Commonly referred to as "the hood"

I visited the african jungle this morning... It was horrifying

by Bodacious Nut August 31, 2017

african car alarm

A car that has lethal anti-theft deterrents. Like flamethrowers, shotguns, and poisoned needles.

Watch out man that jeep might have an african car alarm.

by Blimpstick October 5, 2017

African Turret

a guy typically African American who rapidly throws out gang signs when the cam is on him in snap

bruh you see Tay-K and them hands? shits be fast As fuck frfr
bruh he aint no nigga thats an African turret

by Grant the good boy October 25, 2017

african smoothie

When you shit and piss in a bitches mouth and make her keep in until you cum creating a mixture of shit, piss, and semen. Then putting it in a cup of ice to create the said smoothie.

I gave this bitch an african smoothie and made her drink it. She threw up everywhere!

by Guy Feiri December 1, 2017