Failed Abortion

A failed abortion is often regarded as an abortion that is failed (typically a child that the mother and/or father didn't want). Often times, a failed abortion is classified as someone who listens to bands like 6ix9ine, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and/or the Beatles.

They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.

Bill: Hey, do you see that kid playing Among Us?
Jimothy: Yeah, he's a failed abortion.

by epicfortniteamogusgamer3400 May 3, 2022

The Abortion

The Abortion an "Organic" and alcoholic duo shot. The Abortion is preformed by filling a shot glass with a "shot" of cum (human semen) and you fill another shot glass with any preferred strong alcohol example: vodka. Then you take the shot of cum and follow with the alcohol shot chaser.

Hey when I was at the bar last night I had The Abortion!

by W33bi November 30, 2021

Organic abortion

Any abortion caused by natural events, ie sitting in a hot spring while pregnant

Karen had an organic abortion, a tornado took her baby.

by LadyJoints May 25, 2019

Double Abortion

Putting two pieces of gum in one’s mouth at the same time

Person 1: “Hey man, do you want a piece of gum?”
Person 2: “ Can I have two instead? I’m tryna pull a double abortion”

by MeatPony October 4, 2018

Christian Girl abortion

When a good Christian Girl secretly, or not so secretly, partakes in drugs, alcohol, and risky pharmaceuticals while knowingly pregnant in an attempt to induce a miscarriage. Note: sometimes failure to miscarry can still be a success if it traps the father into considerable financial obligations to support the female partner for life and their disabled and mentally stunted child.

Kevin: Beth seemed totally strung out in church today. Is she on something? I thought she was preggers.

Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.

by SecretSouthernSlang May 4, 2022

Abortion

What should have happened to your dumbass.

Lisa: "The doctor told me my baby will grow up to be a moronic asshole"
Sarah: "Oh my god you need to get an abortion!"

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

Failed Abortion

⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.

⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"

by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024