farting around a shit

Self exlanatory. Happens to the best of us

Hey ! Go to the bathroom. You've been farting around a shit all morning.

by Rob dog wolfe January 28, 2017

Flag

Get the farting around a shit mug.

Turn around on dat ass

When you are attempting to assist an individual and they are extremely ungrateful lil shitz, to avoid conflict you TURN AROUND ON DAT ASS.

Impatient individual:
"That's NOT RIGHT!! You're wrong and dumb.I'm not dealing with this stupid place."
Patient associate talking to other associate:
"Girl I whipped my hair back and forth and will continue to turn around on dat ass until she gets her life together."

by Scaina March 17, 2017

Flag

Get the Turn around on dat ass mug.

crispy around the edges

Someone who is looking a little rough.... but deep down they are doing all right.

During deflategate Tom Brady was crispy around the edges

by Potato1337 March 17, 2017

Flag

Get the crispy around the edges mug.

Meating Around

The act of swinging your penis around in a circular motion

Jeff: I heard Jake likes meating around
Nathan: I love meating around too! Is it weird?
Jeff: ....

by Bobbo Bobbie July 21, 2017

Flag

Get the Meating Around mug.

slug around

To go around looking for something to do or looking to bother/talk to someone

Example:

Dude 1: hey man what are you doing?

Dude 2: I’m just slugging around...
Dude 1: That’s kinda sad dude.
Dude 2: I know but it’s fine you should try to slug around too sometime.
Dude 1: I might try it...

by Crazysublimefool January 4, 2018

Flag