by dasomethinglookingmaybecolten December 03, 2023
by h-i-g-u-y-s August 17, 2017
SCP agent Sarah Cessica Parker fights Cryptids and other supernatural forces while navigating the dating pool of NYC men. Always wondering if it's the men who are crazy, the world, or just her.
by SCP Handler December 29, 2023
Parker ruhlen 🤦 let’s start this off strong all Parker’s especially Parker ruhlen have small peepees, there all weird and are all jerk offs. Let’s say they don’t get any girls so the have look up anime porn.
Parker ruhlen (back of the track bus) “moan”
Me (taking a picture for proof)
Parker ruhlen “fuck you. Delete it now”
Me (taking a picture for proof)
Parker ruhlen “fuck you. Delete it now”
by Saucy nugs February 14, 2024
The top boss everywhere he goes. Makes tons of money and has a snowcone stand. Refered to as "sir" and "boss" and greeted with salute. Silence follows him at his command. Aura is dominate.
by Carol Cross April 18, 2024
A young man that sleeps with underage girls in the back of his car then tells them not totell the police or he will kill them.
by jesse brock September 05, 2010
The frustrating phenomenon where, no matter how much good someone does or how selfless their actions are, they always seem to get the short end of the stick. These individuals consistently prioritize others above themselves, sacrificing personal happiness, desires, or even well-being, only to be met with obstacles, heartbreak, or outright bad luck. It's as if the universe punishes them for their good intentions, denying them the rewards or recognition they truly deserve. At its heart, it’s a cruel irony: the more they strive to do right by the world, the more the world seems to turn its back on them. Whether it’s losing the person they care about, being misunderstood, or watching everything fall apart despite their best efforts.
Guy One: "My girl just left me, my grades are dropping, I don't have money for a ride home and I don't have food for tonight!"
Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."
Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."
by Da Halkian December 13, 2024