Child Comments

A comment on a video that has nothing to do with the video whatsoever.
Or it is a comment on a video that is made of random letters.

Child Comments can be defined as: if you see a comment on a MrBeast video talking about their pet fish.
It can also be defined as: if you look in MrBeast comment section and see a comment saying ahfhfjfjtbn that was be an example of Child Comments

by Carsonman616 July 26, 2023

Child Support

Something the government keeps forgeting to make unabusable.

Nolan: "I truly hate how easily child support can be abused. It's like legalized misandry. If you're a man, not losing your virginity still does not guarantee safety from this because paternity fraud exists. It is mind-blowing how the government is still ignoring this problem."

Leo: "Bullshit like this is why I'm not planning on getting any bitches, and why I'm avoiding areas where I'm likely to be forced to have sex with a woman."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022

needs-child

n. A bit of a mong

Stop behaving like a needs-child

by M February 9, 2004

STEM Child

These are the unfortunate children born with slightly brighter minds than most, And the unfortunate off-spring of STEM Parents. While most people who do go into STEM fields are quite successful, it is simply not the case with these poor souls. These children are naturally fairly bright and often surpass normal levels of intelligence and comprehension for their age, but as they age they grow into their intelligence, They are no longer exceptionally intelligent children, they're now above average teens and adults. After likely being shipped off to some STEM School or Advanced School of Insert Generic Scientific Term as a child they begin to struggle and fall behind, The work being provided is not the same easy amount of manageable assignments as before in their normal schools back when they still had friends and relationships. The transition has hurt them, and they are hurting on the inside. Their STEM Parents remain totally oblivious to this and continue to slobber over How their children are going to be so wildly successful and brilliant when they go to some University or collage and study Some advanced science crap or some sort of NASA related thing for 4+ years. This continues on until the Child goes mad, Moves out and attempts to live a normal live free from dictation, Or somehow manages to live up to their parents in a painful existence.

Mike: Did you see that kid over there, He looked really stressed.
June: Yeah, he did. Sort of reminds me of a STEM Child. Did you hear his parents boasting about him to all the teachers?
Mike: Yeah, and they were the teachers in the grade ahead of him..
June: Definitely a STEM Child.
Mike: Definitely STEM Parents. Hope the guy is better off in the future.

by AlternateLoneSarge March 27, 2021

Roblox Child

a usual 2 - 12 year old trying to swear at teenagers for talking

Roblox Child: hi boomer
Teenager: im only 17
Roblox Child; your still old b****
Teenager: its You're and, your only 7 kid.

by Urban Dictionary user 1937214 May 30, 2021

Pencil Child

(n.) One who does stupid/idiotic actions in front of his/her peers and/or friends in search of attention from them.
(adj.) and idiot; fool or person who seeks attention at his/her own expense. Note that this form changes Pencil Child to Pencil Childish

Synonyms: (n.) attention-seeker, fool, jester
Synonyms: (adj.) foolish, dumb, idiotic

(n.) "He was such a pencil child when he crushed his hand with that rock just to get attention from his peers."

(adj.) "You Pencil Childish fool! Why did you crush your hand with that rock?!"

by Pencil Child November 17, 2017

kindle-child

An unfinished Kindle book that you have become deeply invested in. Much like a real child, you cannot stay away from it for too long, as you constantly think about it and want to get back.

Bob: "Is Julie headed home already? It's not even midnight!"
Frank: "She has a kindle-child to take care of - she's in the middle of Game of Thrones."
Bob: "Ah. Well, we've all been there."

by pghprogrammer4 September 17, 2013