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Rub it on your chest

When someone says something that you don’t care to hear or nobody gives a shit about…
(Especially within a group of friends, acquaintances, etc.)
Example 1

Person One: Bro, I got this new phone that…

Person Two: No way! Rub it on your chest.

Example 2

Person One: We went out to eat last night, and holy shit I had the best tacos I’ve ever had in my life!

Person Two: Really? Those sound amazing! Were there any leftovers?

Person One: Yes! I brought one home for lunch today.

Person Two: That’s what’s up! You know what you could do right…..? Rub it on your fucking chest I don’t care about what you ate for dinner last night.
by Bauls McLongcack May 9, 2023
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chest sag

Another word for boobs, breasts, milk makers, melons, puppies, the twins, jugs, jiggly bigglies, bosom, knockers, etc...
Chad: “Duuuude, did you see Mrs. Snortbilly’s chest sag yesterday?!”

Jonny: “Bro that’s my mom!”

Chad: “So what? She has a radical rack”

Jonny: “Yeah man, you right”
by Who finna bink my boink? September 29, 2018
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Vampiric Chest Press

A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.
"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."
by pakorrentalm May 8, 2024
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Burned onto a virgin's chest

Something that is widely known as infinitely true and cannot be argued against. The epitomy of truth.
That is so true it must be burned onto a virgin's chest!
by FB_29 December 27, 2011
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Dad chested

A female who has ether very small B cups or less
“Josh she has no chest

“flatter than your dad
“She dad chested
by A typical white man November 10, 2020
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Captain America Chest

when the female bosom is surrounded by vast, muscular pectoral muscles.
Dat bitch be ugly bro. she got dat captain america chest.
by joeldemort January 8, 2014
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