Geoffrey the Girrafe: Man that girl is a ride or die.
Tyler: How so?
Geoffrey: She never grew up, even after we closed
Tyler: How so?
Geoffrey: She never grew up, even after we closed
by Thebeast7427 December 29, 2018

You see that fat chick danny was with? He must have been really tanked, We saw him riding the ripple in the back room.
by grossinyouout010 May 2, 2010

The sexual act of taking a fairly good sized object with a flat surface, and while a man is sitting on it with his erect penis in the woman's vagina while she is on him and then sliding down several flights of stairs, causing irresistable humping and orgasm for both parties.
Last night my girl friend wanted to go on carriage ride but we decided we'd rather go for a sleigh ride.
by Jales September 14, 2003

when an anal recipient doesn't clean their ass out properly and shit flys everywhere during the pounding.
by Slammer July 5, 2004

When a person with a mustache has someone sit on their face. As if the mustache were a ride at the carnival, where indecently most of the mustache rides are given.
Tom Sellek: Hey there, would you enjoy a mustache ride?
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing
by team honey badger December 7, 2011

by Kendrick April 29, 2004

by Alicia- m- b December 24, 2007
