Sussy Bible

An Among Us themed Christian bible with the word Holy replaced with Sussy decorated in Among Us characters & various Among Us references written through the bible. A Sussy Bible can be used to express how Sus you think the bible is as you turn to a page to read something Christians claim wasn’t in the bible, something they’re doing wrong or vile crimes the bible condones & encourages the reader to do.

I bet you didn't even read the Sussy Bible.

by 36368876 March 18, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Bible sayer

A person who is always saying "Well, the Bible says..."

A lot of Christians are Bible Sayers but not Bible doers

by Gods #421 February 24, 2024

Left foot on the bible

A hillbilly term for swearing to god you're telling the truth.

Left foot on the Bible I did NOT sleep with your sister lover!

by iamcoppo February 28, 2017

Vocal bible

Vocal bible

#vocal bible

by Bebe2017 December 24, 2021

The troll bible

A Bible of compiled trolls (satirical reaction methods)written by the ghetto Jesus Savatar.

Savatar wrote the troll bible.

by Sav the nomad August 06, 2024

Rusty Bible

Cutting a hole in a bible and fucking it until your dick bleeds. Once you finish your cum and blood dry on the bible leaving a “Rusty” film

I was mad at my priest so I turned his bible into a “Rusty Bible”

by Mikey boi grokowski November 20, 2021