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cunt

Lip-like vertical structure found on the female human body, located approximately 6 inches below the navel and just forward of the anus. Known to provide limitless cash, nice cars and beautiful home for bearer if kept clean and used correctly.

also: owner of item described above
by BobbyGee57 May 21, 2017
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CUNT

Acronym

Can't Understand Normal Thinking

This is applicable in situations where someone is being dumb or operating on fringe logic. People who are superstitious or adhere to beliefs contrary to known scientific fact.

Also applicable to people who perpetually act or think irrationally in any given situation.
Example 1:
What the hell is your problem? You CUNT, put the tools down and walk away before you screw something else up!

Example 2:
Conspiracy Theorist: You don't get it, the earth is flat. Your being lied to.
Astronaut: Are you kidding? I was up in space and could see the earth is a big huge ball from the Space Station.
Conspiracy Theorist: You were hoaxed man.
Astronaut: CUNT
by Fractious1 April 21, 2018
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Cunt

Oh my god, oh my god oh my god ....eat my cunt some more
by Charls_86 February 1, 2015
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Cunt

He’s a cunt
by Loveisland2019 July 18, 2019
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Cunt

Yeah... This ain't a word that you'd want to call a woman while in Britain. She will go ape shit. It's a vagina... and a very vulgar way to say it.
"You need to stop being a cunt Linda! Tie your own shoes, you're twenty-eight years old!"

"Sorry I was late Mike. My wife was being a cunt. She said it was weird to go to the cheese-cake factory at five in the morning."
by The Salty Sailor June 30, 2016
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cuntness

A noun describing a woman's vagina or vulva as characterized by its aura, smell, or taste. The word appears in this context in Bret Easton Ellis's 1991 novel American Psycho.
James was pleading with God to please let him taste his new girlfriend's juicy cuntness. She was, after all, a mormon.
by Big Foot Goes South August 7, 2017
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Cunt

She is such a cunt.
by Cisco Gomez April 28, 2017
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