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Brown's Law

The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.
-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop
by MRB703 April 15, 2024
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Dookie brown

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Brown noser

Eating da booty without her wiping her ass before. Only eat da booty if there are baby wipes in the bathroom
"Yo Kevin you a brown noser. "
No I'm not
by Skater_boey September 23, 2019
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brown nailing

When you are wiping your ass and your finger slips off the paper causing you to scrap your fingernail against your asshole. - hence the name brown nailing
Person 1: hey bro what took you so long in there?
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...
by Groundsack101 August 8, 2021
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brown flat

1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.
"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."
by Tonyvenom September 22, 2017
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Brown Cloud

A badass vape trick wherein one person blows an O into another person's ass and the second person farts the O back at the first person so the first person can ghost inhale the "Brown Cloud"
"Hey Gary, you wanna help me put the Brown Cloud in my routine?"
"Sure thing, Chad!"
by BrownCloud420 December 12, 2017
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brown medal

the medal awarded for finishing last
Next the award for last place. And the Brown Medal goes to ...
by jurnt September 4, 2025
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