Pulled a Fat

When one claims to be arriving at a location in a short amount of time but either shows up 10 hours later or not at all without giving you a heads up.

Bro 1:- Yo, this dude Pulled a Fat. He said he'd be on in 30mins but it's been 8 hours

Bro 2:- Blame yourself for thinking he'd actually be here.

by Dark Greed October 10, 2016

pulling a jade

The act of having sex with a 16 year old when you're over the age of 18.

"Dude, she's 16. You totally pulled a Jade."

"If she's underage, I'm pulling a Jade this weekend."

by faghag458 May 31, 2016

To pull a Keiver

To scream and shout out, to say the government is out to get you. To make a fool of yourself in public. To almost get beat up on a regular drunken basis.

To pull a Keiver is to make a complete fool of yourself when you are drunk and out of control.

by Ginger Rogers December 29, 2016

Pulling a Ricky

Touching someone's boobs on "accident"

He acted like it was an accident, but that perve was definitely pulling a Ricky.

by DilandRick January 12, 2017

Pulling a Mike

To drink shit booze, usually a 30 rack of Bud Light, and text your only friend, completely shitfaced, looking for either his dick, or for him to hook you up with trashy jungle pussy, while having an existential alcohol-induced crisis"

Tyrone: "God, the homie Jamal is texting me asking for my dick."

Sanchez: "Oh Shit, is he drunk?"

Tyrone: Yeah, he straight up "Pulling a Mike".

by The_South_Side_Demon January 16, 2017

to pull a Brett

To shit oneself

"Hi Dave!"
"Hi Alan!"
"I'm afraid I've just had to pull a Brett all over your kids!"
"Don't worry about it, they're piles of Brett anyway"

by Daveomcdaveo2 December 3, 2020

Pull out

To pull your dick/penis out of a women or man before you cum. It can be used as a form of birth control but it can be hard (see what I did there) as the man just wants to cum in the women

Brittany: uh uh uh uh uh
Chad: you like that you dirty girl
Brittany: uh uh uh daddy do you have a condom on?
Chad: uh uh uh no baby your pussy is so good!
Brittany: we have to use pull out then
Chad: ok
Brittany:yes daddy so good fuck me uh uh uh
Chad:I’m gonna cum
Brittany:PULL OUT PULL OUT PULL OUT NOW
Chad: I can’t it’s stuck

Brittany:well fuck I guess we are going to be parents

by anonymous December 11, 2020