A heavenly geography teacher who i need to impregnate and looks like the living re-incarnation of a bear and lets us watch CNN 10
by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024
Mr Haaf is a really cool guy, he’s like the living re-incarnation of bear, he makes geography actually fun. He also lets us watch CNN 10 which is awesome.
by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024
Mr Haaf is an all seeing god, merciful upon us. We pray to him, and respect him, he is forever giving. Mr Haaf is an amazing, beautiful god, and you should join Haafism. Join it. JOIN US. NOW.
Me: OH MY GOD ITS MR HAAF! *Kneels down to pray*
Friend: ..:that’s a 22 year old geography teacher with a fiance…
Me: and? He’s merciful and I pray to him that I am spared from my monthly bleeding. Its worked in the past!
Friend: ..:that’s a 22 year old geography teacher with a fiance…
Me: and? He’s merciful and I pray to him that I am spared from my monthly bleeding. Its worked in the past!
by Utter_Lozer November 09, 2024
When you show someone something really cool like a brand new Tesla or a crazy mansion, then when they express how awesome they think it is instead of giving it to them just look them dead in the eyes and say, “ok buy it”.
I was hanging out with Devon the other day and showed him a really tasty looking donut, then instead of getting it for him I pulled a Reverse Mr. Beast.
by Clorbopulos February 14, 2024
Hes sweet, doubt he'll see this, very honest, but can distance himself from many people, bled from opening a pack of fruit snacks on oct 16th 2021
by LunaXAiden25 November 30, 2023
that person is a mrs weilgart
by chicken ficken March 11, 2020