mr porky

a phrase used to scare off boys, this works with mid-ulster boys. it’s also just a lovely phrase to use when having a laugh with your friends. works perfect as a code name.

him : “awh yeah i’m a pig farmer”
you : “mr porky haha”

by anonymous February 22, 2021

Mr Brightside

To define someone coming out of their cage and doing just fine.

Destiny is calling me, open up my eager eyes, because I'm Mr Brightside

by MissPerriwinkle March 30, 2019

Mr Evans

A very handsome teacher.

Me and layla love him

Mr evans has a Hot aussie accent

by Helloitsmebyeeeee January 14, 2021

Mr. ratz

A tall teacher who doesn't touch people with braclets.

"He doesn't trust you because you have bracelets"
"Oh that's just Mr. ratz"

by Sophia is swag February 10, 2022

Mr Applejar

A guy who can’t speak Spanish (yet) and is a big no sabo. He brags about knowing a lot about sports, and is a fat guy who eats more than 3 meals per day. He is also a funny guy who loves Jesus with all his heart

Person 1: is that Mr Applejar, the guy who can’t speak Spanish?
Person 2: he doesn’t speak it yet, but he will learn how to soon
Person 3: isn’t he the guy who eats a lot of food?

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 12, 2025

Mrs. Woodfart

An urban legend never to be repeated

A mildly bipolar beast that feeds off of papers and children

Dude 1: "Bro did you hear the tale of Mrs. Woodfart"

Dude 2: "huh no"

Dude 1: "If you ask for an extra paper she'll make you into a stew"

by Hatersgonnahateheartxoxo January 13, 2024

Mr Wills

Mr Wills (also known as Michael wills) is a cheeky deputy head who has large wood and fat gyatt. He is so handsome and when all the girls see him they faint.

Run Mr wills is coming!

by Powerfulqueefs February 18, 2024