Mr. Worldwide

A really really fat ginormous biggie named Jack

Yes I did this js for you Jack aka Mr. Worldwide

by Rainis_Bow February 18, 2025

Mr. Gonzalez

the best computer teacher in the world.

"yo did you hear about Mr. Gonzalez?"
"Yeah, he's amazing"

by anonymous February 26, 2025

Mr. takioilup

A "fat ass" who spams lectures is that insufferable know-it-all who thinks their endless droning is somehow enlightening, when in reality, it's just a barrage of hot air. They invade your space like a bad rash, spewing their tedious opinions with all the charm of a malfunctioning bot, leaving you desperate for a way to escape their mind-numbing tirades. It’s as if they’ve mistaken your patience for interest, making every interaction a painful reminder of why some people should just stick to silence.

He is definitely a great person "Mr. takioilup.

by t6 fcrt ftf tyu frtdf yfrtfutf February 27, 2025

Mr bennett

Sooo sigma sigma sigma boy

look at that sigma Mr bennett

by sigmasigmagirlohio March 3, 2025

mr panton

deputy head of chis and sid who is probably 5 foot and has a passion for making children cry. his hobbies include being northern, sport of some kind and shouting at the year 7s for pushing in the canteen queue. his weakness ishis height.

person 1: “shit hide your phone mr panton’s here!”

person 2: “thanks you just saved me from the biggest northern lecture of all time”

by year7scaresme March 3, 2025

Mr. Moon

A creepy but kinda adorable character from the Tally Hall song “Spring and a Storm” who talks about existentialism and the afterlife. When children want to know about the sky, they ask Mr. Moon. Overall a pretty nice guy once you look past his uncannyness.

Kids: Mr. Moon,
Mr. Moon: Yeah?
Kids: Tell us about the sky.
Mr. Moon: The sky is deep and dark and eternally high. Many people think that’s where you go when you die.

by HeterophonicTunes March 5, 2025

Mr. Natsis

The best Math teacher in the history of EPG highschool, and has the coolest lobster and jolly ranchers

No one can compare to Mr. Natsis

by EPG Showchoir March 6, 2025