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Monkey

Term of endearment. Pet name for someone you want to bite and love sooo much !

Someone you want to look after, care for, and groom if needed.

If someone is your monkey you will be territorial over them. Usually used when you’re just bursting w love for them in the moment.
Me & my monkey: *cuddles*
Me: MONKEYY! *bites him*
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Me: hey monkey !

Him: hey baby *muah*
by Beezy L December 26, 2022
mugGet the Monkeymug.

monkey swinging on a vine

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.
My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.
by dwoper1 July 5, 2017
mugGet the monkey swinging on a vinemug.

monkey in my cheezle

There is a monkey in your pants or, there is a monkey in your friend who is a cheezle's pants.
Dude theres a monkey in your cheezle!!

Dude theres a monkey in my cheezle!!
by rockerwordboom October 29, 2007
mugGet the monkey in my cheezlemug.

Monkey Bending

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.
Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...
by Dr Jager Dave II July 18, 2012
mugGet the Monkey Bendingmug.

Monkey Logic

The reasoning used by someone who is completely high and severely horny.
The other night when Nate was talking about that model he hooked up....total monkey logic, that girl works at Starbucks.
by fearedbymost March 12, 2016
mugGet the Monkey Logicmug.

Monkey Party

A girl having a threesome with herself and two bananas.
by Big Bird loves bananas June 24, 2010
mugGet the Monkey Partymug.

monkey privilege

When your girlfriend gets the privilege to climb you like a monkey
by Theejaculator October 5, 2020
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