double grumpy

To take an extra large voluptuous extremely painful and sometimes explosive poop in your pants

That taco johns went right through me, I gotta go to a double grumpy.

by mogerbitch2 January 12, 2020

Double Cheeseburger

Two men engaging in intercourse with a female

Hey Ally, you down for a double cheeseburger with Greg tonight?

by Sean1103 November 17, 2016

american double barrel piledriver

When a man shoves two or more shotguns up a womans pussy.

Steve! I gave my girlfriend the american double barrel piledriver last night!

by sussyamogusballsjkurgay February 02, 2022

Double Dropbelly

When a person has so much belly fat that it hangs down (against their thighs)to their genital area or past it.

Wow. that dude is so fat I don't know how he can walk with that double dropbelly laying on his thighs like that.

by Mad Do July 18, 2018

Double-headed serpent

noun: when two girls and one penis head in their mouths, the penis is serpent tongue and the girls make a snake

“awe, yea man! i got a visit from the double-headed serpent last night”

by Oscar’s wife January 22, 2021

double-bedded

To go to sleep in one bed, then inexplicably waking up in a completely separate bed in the morning . Usually in a completely separate room.

"Dude where the fuck is Tyler ? He was asleep when i came in last night "
" Oh he double-bedded last night! He woke up in room 15"

by DOR123 November 15, 2011

Double buddin

When you use two cotton buds at the same time and you get that weird sensation and your eyes roll back

Dude have you ever tried cleaning both your ears at the same time?

Yeah man you mean double Buddin.

by Don't think about it April 08, 2020