San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.

Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."

by paycheckbingus November 6, 2023

Double bullets

Both middle fingers raised, a signal of serious complaint or derision

That guy charged me $400 bucks for the filter in my car, Double Bullets to that - mIm mIm - I say.

by Cc38su October 15, 2015

double-cousin

1- Aunt (parent's sister)'s child and uncle (other parent's brother)'s child simultaneously.
2- Living being that has zero parents and four grandparents in common with another living being.

Double-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

boston double park

The sexual act of inserting ones fist into a female's vagina and anus at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you hookup with Sarah last night?
Guy 2: Yeah dude. She let me Boston Double Park her!
Guy 1: Nice.

by SeymourFed December 31, 2015

Double Cosby

Rape at least 120 women

I heard Big Jacket Smith hit a Double Cosby last week.

by Drunkietheclown September 14, 2023

Double Spooner

another word for a boner/erection

dude, i have a raging double spooner right now.

by Toejamfat May 24, 2012

Double dingus

When someone is being even more annoying than a dingus, which makes them a double dingus

Oh my gosh, your such a double dingus

by Your gbf May 6, 2020