Definitions by paycheckbingus

San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.

Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."

San Diego Double Fuck by paycheckbingus November 6, 2023

turnumloose 

a synonym for "leave them/it alone"
also the word old folks say when they try and break up a fight

Grammy Jean: Settle down kids. SETTLE DOWN. I SAID TURNUMLOOSE GODDAMNIT

turnumloose by paycheckbingus June 25, 2021

BAQN 

baqn is an acronym for "Bust A Quick Nut"
able to be used in any application but mainly around boomers so they dont know what youre saying

conner: hey sorry i was gone for so long, i just had to baqn
drake: oh yeah no problem

BAQN by paycheckbingus July 2, 2020