monkey rubber

a small latex cap, resembling a condom, that unrolls over the tip of a caulk tube to prevent it from drying up; also known as a Red Cap

Dammit! Pauly forgot to put a monkey rubber on that expensive tube of elastomeric caulk and now it's gone to shit!

by ATown Social Experiment June 30, 2008

[monkey plugger]

a person who only fornicates black people

dude my manager is such a monkey plugger he only hits on black chicks

by professor anthony hidalgo August 11, 2008

Monkey Bonus

n. 100 points is awarded to you when you kill a monkey.

Note: this also works on monkees.

Katelyn steadied her rifle and shot the monkey, awarding her the monkey bonus.

by Awesomeman123 October 3, 2008

puple monkey dishwasher

having sex and just before a womans orgasm,leaving the head slightly in as she squirts the puple monkey is dishwashing

she orgazemed so fast i barlely puulled out and got a puple monkey dishwasher!!!

by jang jub October 3, 2008

Monkey

1. A small ape.
2. An over-active, crab-infested penis that is drawn (like a magnet) to anyone wearing a skirt. When a man says something about their monkey, back away slowly, do not make eye contact, and go get tested for crabs. =)

Boy:"Hey, baby, wanna pet my monkey?"
Girl: Ew.. this is not a petting zoo.

by rachel_jane_ak October 6, 2008

monkey-chuffer

One who violates the rear ends of monkeys.

John is a right monkey-chuffer!

by Urban Bob October 6, 2008

scorch monkey

a semi derogatory name for a member of the Arabic persuasion, directly derived from the term Porch monkey

Hey, heard that new Kwiki-Mart that opened down the street is run by some scorch monkey named Allah.

by kit-n-kaboodle February 2, 2009