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Winter Jacket Kid

A "Winter Jacket Kid" is a term made for the really weird, smelly kids at any school. Usually they're pretty “heavy” or look like they could be snapped like a twig.

(They also have pretty bad personalities such as being : aggressive, dishonest, irresponsible, and or arrogant.)

Basically the weird kids that wear winter jackets all year EVEN IF IT ISNT WINTER??
P1 : Dude, this guy is SUCH A WINTER JACKET KID

P2: I know right, in class he always take off his shoes—eats his toe jam, earwax, and boogers…

P1: EWW- WTF
by VARIOUSVICIOUSVERSIONS June 1, 2023
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Kids WB

A TV block that people watch if they are too cool for PBS Kids yet are poor. It airs 90% commercials, 10% actual programming.
Yo i just watched kids WB

lol you're poor and enjoy watching ads
by anonymous June 2, 2023
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Cheers kids

cheers kids slurps on some shwomalong whilst circumsision
can you do the dishes”, “no”, “cheers kids”
by sligdis June 11, 2023
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cheers kids

cheers kids sucks some shwomalongdingdongsingsong
bears kids smears kids fears kids goes to cheers kids
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Band kid

A ton of band kids are pretty fucking chill, but the other handful of kids are fucking annoying as shit, and there probaly gingers too 😔.
Brendan is such an annoying band kid.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
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YouTube Shorts Kid

A kid that is addicted/too into YouTube shorts, and tends to say the newest (or reuploaded) memes out loud.
Person: “Hey, what’s up?”

Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-

Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube shorts kid.
by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023
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Elon's kids

One of them IS trans and hates him and he named one after a plane... And not "named after a plane" like "Boeing" or something (because even that isn't an unreasonable thing to name someone) but "A-12" like... X Æ A-12... Retarded... It's a retarded then to do. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? And here is how I would bully him: Use his name to address him but add 1 to it every time I talk to him. Oh! And one died in his babymama's arms and he lied about it publicly to garner sympathy in spite of the fact that he wasn't even there. He's not the champion of your kids.
Elon's kids "Mommy, why is my name a symbol and numbers instead of an actual name?"

Mommy "Well... Um... Uh... Daddy is... Retarded... Daddy's retarded... And... And I'm dumb as dogshit. It was a stupid thing to do. We should have changed it before you were old enough to realize what we did to you but... You know... Retarded..."

Elon's kids "But they call me X Æ A-69 now..."

Mommy "Yeah, it's- This is a simulation... That- Don't worry about- Just... Just go play with your brother-sister...."

X Æ A-5138008 ☹️

Hym "Waitwaitwait! You should change it to 'Truckazord' Pft! Nononono wait, 'Flabbergasted' change it to 'Flabbergasted' that's a good name, right? 'Flabbergasted' Oooooooh... You know what? How about *Disgruntled groan*? How's it spelled? 'UuUuUuUuGh!'Exclamation-point and all. NO! WAIT! THIS IS IT! 32⁰ South! And then!
😌☝️ THEN, we have it marry Ye's kid and take HER name (because we're progressive) And then he'll be 32⁰ South West! Call him... ₩¡/\/Ğ/\/ů+ like the old font? Remember? Leper-shaun the Leprechaun Musk. There's hoping that he will both have leprosy and be a dwarf... And his name will be shaun... Uuuuuuummmm... Nothing I can say here is worse than his actual name... Hmmmm... CitizenSquirtleTTV..."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2023
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