fat-man

a euphemism for defecation, used in conjunction with 'little-boy' (i.e. urination). Commonly used as a noun, but acceptable in verb form.

I shouldn't have had that seventh enchilada. I've never had to take a fat-man so bad in my life.

I always fat-man before i go to work in the morning.

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

fat thing

A celestial beast, a being who shan’t be challenged due to his great power. Comes in many forms and like Thanksgiving and Christmas

Guy 1: Oh shit is that fat thing?

Guy 2: Yea, he’s in his Santa form right now

by B._B._T._ December 1, 2020

Fat

Your Mum.

"Fat Just LIKE YOUR MUM!"

by Telep December 3, 2020

Fat Banging

A person that pleasures themselves while watching others take pictures of food.

Tom was fat banging at the window watching the bite squad driver take pictures of their food.

by Alpha_6 December 17, 2020

Fat ass

A person who is fat and doesn’t do anything but just sit and eat all day like some Godzilla and has no clue what he’s doing and is Narcissistic about certain foods he’s consuming

Xander is such a fat ass eating all of the pies

by Orlin6666 December 20, 2020

A fat lick

To gain a lot of money by selling something that is nowhere near the value of what you sold it for

I hit a fat lick on this dude today

by dankestofthemall101 December 26, 2020

Fat Ed

Fat Ed is the largest man in the universe. Everyone fucks his Mom very violently and don’t forget, he’s dangerous and very, very fat.

“LOOK OUT! ITS FAT ED COMING TO EAT ALL THE FOOD!

by g59PLÄGUEg59 December 26, 2020