When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.
"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"
by patohoulahan March 28, 2015
Get the Double Parking Lot Surprise mug.Asking other people an endless amount of questions to keep them from questioning you is trying to set expectations of them higher than you want them to set theirs for you (a double standard).
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
Get the Double standards mug.Scoring a "zero" in two or more aspects/categories of any type of game. Being so disengaged and useless that your teammates literally forgot you were playing for awhile there.
by TreyPuttz May 9, 2019
Get the Double Bono mug.When a guy is peeing in a urinal while another is peeing in between his legs. (In a heterosexual manner)
by Maddoxault September 7, 2023
Get the Double decker mug.When your nutting and you pinch off one nut, then a moment or two later you bust the other nut. Kind of like kinking the garden hose for a sec(if you had two). Good for multiple C shots.
YO CHAT! I just CDB'd Tammy from accounting last night! Took me weeks to perfect the Controlled Double Bust(CDB)!
by Arnold Brownsviger2 July 31, 2025
Get the Controlled Double Bust(CDB) mug.When you're double penetrated by two Dutch men in The Netherlands in a windmill while you wear wooden shoes. Wind turbine also works from an accredited source.
99 year old Agatha hadn't visited her home since WWII. She traveled back to the Netherlands to see that things have DRASTICALLY changed.
She went to an old Windmill she remembered as a kid, and upon entering found a pair of wooden shoes that fit her perfectly. "Just like when I was a kid"!
Then two naked extremely ripped Dutchmen came into the Windmill. Since her Dutch was the old way of speaking, it got mixed up in translation. All parties enjoyed a nice "Double Dutch" in the end. Agatha then passed away 2 days later peacefully in her sleep, still wearing the wooden shoes with a note that read "I have lived a full life, God bless thee".
She went to an old Windmill she remembered as a kid, and upon entering found a pair of wooden shoes that fit her perfectly. "Just like when I was a kid"!
Then two naked extremely ripped Dutchmen came into the Windmill. Since her Dutch was the old way of speaking, it got mixed up in translation. All parties enjoyed a nice "Double Dutch" in the end. Agatha then passed away 2 days later peacefully in her sleep, still wearing the wooden shoes with a note that read "I have lived a full life, God bless thee".
by KentuckyFaceSit November 20, 2025
Get the Double Dutch mug.Double-first-cousin-twice-removed: child of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling or grandchild of their maternal first cousin with the paternal first cousin or double-first cousin’s grandchild or child of their parent's grandparent's full sibling with the other parent’s full sibling's grandchild or child of their parent's parent's sibling's child with the other parent’s sibling's child's child.
My double-1C2R is a good person.
by Usery May 2, 2021
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