hot dog tits

Breasts that droop into an elongated shape.

"Check out the hot dog tits on that chick!"

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

Dog Day Afternoon

As the Accidental Reincarnate says, "In literally having had many of a 'Dog Day Afternoon' spent particularly engaged in the activity now suggested. I have now found that while so indulging myself and enjoying a cold beverage on this life's many days of same, it much better having two hands with an opposable thumb than two paws and a long tongue!"

Have you ever spent a dog day afternoon wondering what Fido would do if he could make a fist?

by Gravy111 November 1, 2010

Dogs on Elios bed

This is a phrase used to describe tormented beings that usually come in pairs. They lay upon the bed with a rather tormented expression that screams for assistance. They are usually spanked or thrown in the air. These species of animal are known for the fact that they look like a cypriot politician who doesn't know how to solve any type of problem and is thus desperate.

Whats wrong? you look like the dogs on Elios bed today

by woahah November 4, 2019

Bloody Hot Dog

When you leak blood on someones penis and then a girl sucks it off.

Brandon: Yo Eric that girl just gave Andrew a bloody Hot dog.
Eric: Damn i want that by Ashley

by ashhhhhishhot March 7, 2011

ur dog a frog

The absolute fucking pinnacle of insults not only will they just be utterly demolished, this will cause the Mariana Trench to rupture and the Yellowstone Volcano to erupt. Then when all is said and done, the fucking moon will collide with the earth on the exact spot of the person who has been insulted.

Tim: Dude, fuck you.
Joe: Ur dog a frog.
Tim: What...?
Joe: *engulfed in flames*
*Yellowstone begins erupting as the world slowing falls into pieces from the Mariana Trench rupturing*
*The moon collides with the earth on the exact spot of Tim*

by Mother__Goose May 18, 2018

Golden Dog Tags

"Golden Dog Tags" are a less than commonly used term in the United States Armed forces, to describe one who has Fornicated with a member of every branch of service including their own. Masterbation does not count. The reason it is "less than commonly used" term, is due to the difficulty to get the opportunity for intercourse with other services.

Steven: bro do you remember that navy chick I watched a movie with lastnight?.. Fucked her right in the pussy. Guess who has their golden dog tags?..

Kyle: ew dude she was fat as fuck.

Steven: still counts pussy.

by Pusslicka22 October 21, 2014

Mexican Sheep Dog

When a soft taco is rolled tightly to be used as a dildo and eaten after use

I just had a mexican sheep dog and got bonus corn.

by box of soup February 26, 2011