part time bruh moment

Something that meets bruh moment criteria by being unusual or small brain but only partially

Why does this cat follow me? It's such a part time bruh moment

by Akhult1 October 28, 2020

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Furby Time Machine

Pure genius

Furby Time Machine, You poke it and it sends you back in time.

by Quacklyn June 24, 2011

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Tristan Time

When Tristan says he'll back in 5 minutes, it's really going to be an hour plus.

It's Tristan time, he said he'll be back in 5 minutes, you got time to clean your entire house.

by Ayoitbyaboi December 5, 2023

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Time to make the donuts

9:30 a.m. Eastern time / 6:30 a.m. Pacific when the stock market opens… it’s time to make the donuts $$$$$

Make sure you aren’t too hungover to wake up by opening bell. 6:30 a.m. is time to make the donuts, baby!!! 🤑

by BadAtty January 14, 2025

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good timed

Being the source of another's good time, Laughter or enjoyment. Being led on, when you know the end result is just you being the source of another person's good time.

That piano player got good timed last night, those two women sure got a great amount of Joy and laughter from the encounter.

by aCommonVision August 25, 2019

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The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours

Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw

by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022

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